White Christmas~
This has got to be the most memorable event for the year. Yup~! I experienced real snow! And it's in Incheon, Korea. Where the guys are hot and the girls are hotter. Its a nice cosy city, with a population of about 2.5million. I like such cities. Unlike Australia. Where the guys are big and fat and the girls are similar. Not all la, but ya.
I took photos of the snow! It's not very clear but it's good enough. At night. And I was preparing for bed when my buddy exclaimed that the snow grew heavier. So lazy as I am, I didn't unpack my luggage for my winter coat and went down in my collar shirt and long pants. I had even wanted to go in t-shirt and shorts. But it's a high class hotel. Shit.
Do you know what the hell a bidet is? I had no idea until this evening, when I had to trouble some personal friends to remove something. It's one of the coolest invention ever. And it can be found at Far East Plaza. It can be a good friend to your rectum if it has been overworked through diarrhea or rough sex. Cos it's an ass washer man. Why i'm so fascinated about this bidet is firstly because of the spelling. Wtf man. I enter a toilet to see the cubicle labelled Bidet instead of Seat or Bowl or Toilet or something like that. Wouldn't you be curious? Its such a pleasant surprise because the Bidet comes fully equipped with an instruction label. And I got my shirt wet cos I didn't know the water comes out from a sprout which comes out (as you turn the operating dial at the side) from the same place where the water of the main flush comes out. Lucky didn't get my face. So I shat. And it's so cooling. And my ass is so clean. Second reason why I was so fascinated is because it's a long time since I shat in public toilets. So I think there may be more of such facilities out there. But Singapore? And Far East Plaza! Even hotels don't provide such services. Ok so the next question would be does squatting toilets have it? The answer is no as I kicked the neighbouring door open, to find the area dirtied with all kinds of shit. Fuck.
What a great day. And quite nice food at Ding Tai Foong. With my darling :o) love you.
I took photos of the snow! It's not very clear but it's good enough. At night. And I was preparing for bed when my buddy exclaimed that the snow grew heavier. So lazy as I am, I didn't unpack my luggage for my winter coat and went down in my collar shirt and long pants. I had even wanted to go in t-shirt and shorts. But it's a high class hotel. Shit.
Do you know what the hell a bidet is? I had no idea until this evening, when I had to trouble some personal friends to remove something. It's one of the coolest invention ever. And it can be found at Far East Plaza. It can be a good friend to your rectum if it has been overworked through diarrhea or rough sex. Cos it's an ass washer man. Why i'm so fascinated about this bidet is firstly because of the spelling. Wtf man. I enter a toilet to see the cubicle labelled Bidet instead of Seat or Bowl or Toilet or something like that. Wouldn't you be curious? Its such a pleasant surprise because the Bidet comes fully equipped with an instruction label. And I got my shirt wet cos I didn't know the water comes out from a sprout which comes out (as you turn the operating dial at the side) from the same place where the water of the main flush comes out. Lucky didn't get my face. So I shat. And it's so cooling. And my ass is so clean. Second reason why I was so fascinated is because it's a long time since I shat in public toilets. So I think there may be more of such facilities out there. But Singapore? And Far East Plaza! Even hotels don't provide such services. Ok so the next question would be does squatting toilets have it? The answer is no as I kicked the neighbouring door open, to find the area dirtied with all kinds of shit. Fuck.
What a great day. And quite nice food at Ding Tai Foong. With my darling :o) love you.
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