If I were.....

Dunno y this song just came into my mind while bathing.....

If I were a carpenter's son
If I were to marry,
I would marry a carpenter's daughter,
More than anybody, (Why?)
Because she can screw,
I can screw,
We can screw together,
In the middle of the night,
Screwing one another;

If I were an ice-cream seller's son
If I were to marry,
I would marry an ice cream seller's daughter,
More than anybody, (Why?)
Because she can lick,
I can lick,
We can lick together,
In the middle of the night,
Licking one another;

There're more versions, but hey, I was bathing.....
WHahah seems like people think i created this song, but really i learnt it in NPCC. See lah what a rubbish cca. NPPC u suck!