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Today's topic is on advertisements I hate.
But before going on to the main subject, let me express that I enjoyed my dinner tonight very much.
Yes. In fact I would call it a lovely dinner. It consisted of rice, chicken rice's rice, chicken rice's chicken, 2 slices of cucumber, luncheon meat and a fried egg topped with black soya sauce.
No, I'm not trying to be funny, but this is really one of my favourite kind of meal. Why? Because it contains some dishes which were cooked by mum. Though rice, luncheon meat and eggs are 'small case' dishes, there's the special touch to make the whole meal desirable that you can't find anywhere else.
Then there was also a nice cup of room-temperature barley water.
It just got better when I get to sit down and watch one of my favourite traditional-vampire VCDs.
Ahh.....what a good life.
Simplicity is heaven.

Advertisements I Hate

Have you ever encountered the situation when you are watching an adrenaline packed action show where you felt blood shooting rapidly into your head as the climax is about to begin, and then get disrupted by some stupid *#&%RO#IF TV commercials?
Well I haven't felt that kind of highness. But I have gotten irritated by stupid, brainless, low IQ/EQ, unintelligent-but-trying-to-be-intelligent, not clever commercials.
I shall list the three current ones fresh in my memory.

Guess the advertisements!

1. "Wo Men Bu Shi You Yong Jian Jiang." "Wo Men Shi Hai Tun." blah blah "Wo Men Bu Shi Xiao Hai." "Wo Men Shi Guan Jun!"
I fucking hate the 3rd quote. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!!!

2. A twirling sound and many seemingly different tummies of someone wearing jeans but are actually repeated playback in different background colour. Hint: You can see this on Channel U.

3. Different stories of men trying to show the power of drinking a named stout.

Can you get any of them?
Here are the answers:
1. A fucking useless Milo advertisement probably of Malaysian origin. It's such a fucked up advertisement that I would listen to Machi Didi repeating Wo Bu Shi Yi Ge Xiao Hai one hundred times every half an hour. Not because of the sentence itself, it's because I dislike rap. I hate it because it is a fucked up advertisement.

2. I can't even seem to recall the brand of the slimming shit because the advertisement is so bloody gay. You'll know it when you see it. You won't miss it, unless they don't play it. I hate it because it is damn bloody gay. No lah, because it is fucked up. Hahahahaha I think I'm very funny. No, I hate it because the concept is so low-class and the advertisement itself is very irritating.

3. ABC stout advertisement featuring a few stranger men who claim to be heroes of dunno wtfing shit. It also appears in coffeeshops as posters where you can spit on them or burn them with a cigarrette or tear them off or draw on them or just find another seat. I hate this advertisement because at the starting 'preview' of this advertisements, I was conned to anticipate some good stories of the features gay heroes. In fact I was looking forward to what they were gonna produce because it looked heartwarming. That was probably one or two years back. Until now I still have no fucking idea who the fuck they are or what the fuck they did that they are so so so featured as heroes. Now I believe that the advertisement is saying that by drinking ABC stout, you can drive a taxi well and talk to the passenger at the same time, and saving people from committing suicide and some other crap.

There's so many more disgusting advertisements that I hate. I might blog about it again if I feel like spewing bad breath and contribute to the depleting ozone layer.

PS. If anyone can enlighten me on anything I didn't understand from the advertisements, I welcome you to do so at my tagboard.

Gosh it's time to sleep.
Good night people.
Baa Baa Black Sheep.
Ha! I love rhymes.

TP SUCKS

Yes TP SUCKS!!!!! I HATE TP!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Today I went for a suana! ahhahaha.
Sensei Robert kindly brought me and the blangah worker Vicky to this country club in Marina Park. Can't remember what's the name of it, but that's the only one country club there. My uncle's a member there too, but I haven't been there for a few years.
So after SIA class today, which was nice cos the BMW girl was present. haha. She's so funny. Keep laughing for no reason until I can't concentrate on correcting her.
"Eh like that correct ah? heeheeheehee"
"Like that ah? heeheeheehee"
"How come like different leh? heeheeheehee"

We had Char Kway Teow before leaving.
Upon reaching the club, I noticed many changes. I used to hate the place cos the food and video games sucked big time. And I also felt that the golf course was too noob, though I have never played golf before.
But today my opinion changed a little. They have underwent a revamp and now the place looks more spacious and organised and welcoming. Though I didn't try the food, I wasn't planning to.
They have quite a number of facilities and I think their service is good too. Well maybe I'm sua ku but the toilet actually consists of the suana and steam bath itself. And it provides combs and sterilizers and disinfectants. It's also air-conditioned.
So we steamed.
And steamed.
And steamed.
And steamed.
I think I lost 1 to 2 kilos.
By then I was already feeling weak so I had quite a hard time bathing. hahaha.
It was enjoyable.
K.....besides the well-dorned toilet, there's also the billiard room, gym, swimming pool, dunno what room, dunno what room.
Not bad actually. Rich people.....

I realised actually there are many things to blog about, revolving your daily lives too. But i'm lazy today. Maybe tomolo.
Cheers!